Here it is: the song you’ve been searching for.

All the lyrics were suggested by Google based on the first words of each line. You can see where all the words came from in this video.

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I recorded this song in my home studio, playing guitar, bass, and the cymbal and hi-hat from a beaten-to-hell kids’ drum set. Wendy Ramsay played clarinet. Jocko at More Sound mixed and mastered the track.